biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i went to the SCP website

 this shouldn’t be so funny to me

we’re so fucked

roughentumble:

roughentumble:

i know no one cares but this might be the funniest thing ive done. i can hear him saying it so clearly. he’s gonna shoot sabretooth

millionsknives:

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

WENDY I WILL THROTTLE YOU

teaboot:

teaboot:

teaboot:

I don’t believe tsw*ft is a revolutionary or even interesting artist but she *is* the only artist who has her own folder on my phone dedicated to lyrics that make me incandescent with rage so from a perverse conceptual perspective I guess something is working

ALT

Misophonia queen

continued

ALT

ashyslashyy:

this post is so funny to me because this is absolutely a thing and was very popular at one point. people already did it 40 years ago and its called new romantic

derinthescarletpescatarian:

its-time-to-be-silly:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Have you guys heard of cats. They’re great.

No, tell me more

If they like you they’ll vibrate at you and stab you with secret knives

niceinchnails:

niceinchnails:

Are you Smart the Fry?

quasi-normalcy:

metatextuality:

aariatov:

cosmic-aria:

brblifuk:

mackie-ds:

xanaxfarts:

4000cc breast implants :)

I don’t know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

#saruman’s big artificials vs. gandalf’s big naturals

thelaurenshippen:

you want me to come out of my cage AND be doing just fine?? in this economy???

sacred-portal:

bathroomcube:

how it feels to smell weed in public

edraculation:

escuerzoresucitado:

some favorites for y'all’s various uses

mikeyfuckinway:

whats-a-bear:

cherryfleischer: